Laughters a day keep the doctors a way 🙂
If you think no one cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
Money isn’t everything…But it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Q: What’s the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles, because there’s a mile between each s.
Why did the bagel struggle in yoga class?
It couldn’t find its center.
What do you call a bagel that has mastered yoga?
A pretzel.